Can school just not for a second? Like just one second can it please stop and go and let me breathe because I can’t and I need to.
- Me at 2 am: I should bake a cake
are dogs homophobic????????? No. we need more dogs
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
me when cats
How to spend hours on the Internet without realizing a novel by me
*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school